Puns and jokes about Paris

Here is the latest collection of puns and jokes about Paris.

You may already know it: I love reading puns about Paris! Some of them are now very popular, but I always find something smart and new looking for puns and jokes on the net.

Here are the latest puns and jokes about Paris.

Puns about Paris

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• I Musee, the French have great taste in art.
• Not one, but Toulieries!
• In-Seine-ly beautiful sights.
• People here are in-Seine for drinking so much wine
• Just looking for a Seine.
• You must be from Paris because you’re driving me in-Seine.
• I couldn’t come to Paris without my French coat.
• I always feel Triomphe-ant in Paris.
• So sad to say Versailles to Paris.
• Food in Paris is so delicious people call it the City of Bites.
• Buy one, baguette one free.
• Don’t baguette the cheese.
• The price of a dinner cruise in Paris is in-Seine.
• Chocolate in Paris is not crêpe.
• Do you love Paris? I Pompidou.
• Don’t forget your jacket for Versailles since it’s very gold there!
• Parisians really do have the breakfast of Champignons.

Jokes about Paris

• What made the tourist want to visit France?
  Because it was a beret good time!

• If you are into jokes, the followings are some of the most popular about Paris.

• What is the name of the slums in Paris?
  The baghetto

• Are you French?
  Because Eiffel for you.

• Why didn’t the family visit the Louvre?
  They didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!

• At the airport, what did the French woman say to the receptionist?
  I am in great Henri to visit France!

• If high definition were invented in Paris, what would it be called? The French resolution!

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